And now for something slightly different! This is a fictional review of Bash and Laurens DJ night. Some of the events have been embellished for dramatic effect but some are true. I will let you decide for yourselves!
Well what a night that was! The Rockhouse played host to the UK's biggest up and coming DJ duo, Bash and Lauren. These two can spit tunes and drop beats for days, with their high energy and intermit knowledge of every music genre. Thousands turned up to try and gain entry to see them in the flesh, with the line running across town itself, only the lucky few were allowed to enter and witness first hand the musical genius that is Bash and Lauren.
For those that were lucky enough to be apart of this special night, they were in for a treat. With neon lights, dancers and even a flame pit! What a night it was. Unfortunately due to technical issues with my camera I was unable to capture any of these moments! The flame pit was especially impressive. A giant daemon rose from the fiery depths, shooting flame jets a million feet in the air. Much like the music video for Tribute, which was ironic as this all happened just as the DJ duo dipped into the magical folds of Tenacious D.
Wow that's incredible I hear you say! But how did we not see or hear any of this happening from outside? Well the answer my dear Watson is elementary! They used a forcefield! Not only are these two musical gods, but they are scientific geniuses! A forcefield was projected around the Rockhouse, not only stopping time within but also keeping the outside unaware of the majesty of this event. What do you mean they stopped time? They stopped time! This party went on for 5 days! Incredible I know!
Due to legal reasons I am unable to go into further details as to what transpired at this event. Bash and Lauren are renowned for making their guests sign non disclosure agreements before entry. Such is the mystery surrounding these two! Below are just some of the lucky few that attended this once in a lifetime event. But never ask them what went on as they are sworn to secrecy and besides, you'd never understand, you weren't there!
And so this brings us to the end of another blog. And boy what an event it was! Don't forget to like, comment, share, subscribe, tell your friends, wait in line for six hours, jump up and down, turn around, buy a hamster, buy an umbrella, do some other stuff, blah blah blah, you get the idea! Peace!